• Me: I have a cough, my throat's sore and my head hurts.
  • Web.md: you're dying
  • Me: but I'm not
  • Web.md: dying
  • Me: but
  • Web.md: you're dead
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keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

(Source: mymodernmet)

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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rihbs:

gurlplantt:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

LOOK AT THEIR FACES THEY ARE SO FUCKING HAPPY TOGETHER

rihbs:

gurlplantt:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

LOOK AT THEIR FACES THEY ARE SO FUCKING HAPPY TOGETHER

(Source: doodooprincess)

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droomerland:

LEONCE RAPHAEL AGBODJELOU
Untitled (from the series Demoiselles de Porto-Novo), 2012

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littlefuckinglesbian:

This saddens me so deeply

(Source: sizvideos)

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(Source: shadesofelectras)

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(Source: jessawarriorprincess)

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juliettegomes:

nirvanic-dreamer:

The world spent $1735 billion on war in 2012

It would cost approximately $135 billion to completely eradicate poverty.

 Isn’t that a shocking example of how thing are prioritised globally

This made me soo angry oh my goodness
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ashtray-princess:

cecemonet-alias:

nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..

the little dude in the back gets it

Biggest plot twist ever

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

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fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

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